Pre-purchase tickets for Mr. Hyphen are available only through 7 p.m. today! (Click on Events above) Get 'em now or they'll be $20 at the door. And the show is tomorrow! Our contestants have met, and the shit-talking has begun. Don't miss the action -- or the celebrities: - Tiffani Mah, Miss San Francisco Chinatown 2006 (judge) - Brian Tong, host of Night Shift & before that Stir TV (emcee) - Ali Wong, ittle-bitty new comedy phenom (emcee) So get yourselves a seat, have your cheering voices ready, and your panties/ boxers ready to throw! Uh, we mean, no. This is a family show.