This story in the Onion is cracking me up: I Have A Thing For Asia. [1] Not Asians, but Asia the continent.

It began in high school, when I was first exposed to different landforms. It was then that I realized my deep attraction to the remote, demure, but utterly entrancing continent of Asia. In college, I double-majored in geography and earth science, but only so I could get closer to Asia.