So for Halloween this year, maybe I should dress up as white person. I mean, white people seem to think it’s OK to dress up as Asian [1], Native American [2] and Middle Eastern [3] people.

The costumes above are from an online store that even has categories for the ethnic flavoring of your choice, like “”Spanish/Mexican” [4]. Alas, they are unable to help with my costume. There is no “White” category.