Chalk this up to a book I won't be buying because I'm sick of askaninja.com, white guys who create ninja characters, white ninjas, bad white ninja opening songs, white ninja accents, and just all around white ninja-like people and characters.

I mean do we really need more of this?

David Carradine

Chuck Norris

Steven Seagal

Chris Farley

Uma Thurman

More David Carradine

Tom Cruise

Jack Black

I'm thinking the answer is no.