What happened in the world while you were making a glutton of yourself and screaming at your relatives?

• Bobby Jindal says he's not running for president in 2012 [1], since he plans on running for Governor again in 2011. Too hard to raise funds twice?
• Fil Am Ray Parks Jr. to play for Georgia Tech [2].
• Indian Americans protest Newsweek's depiction of Obama as Hindu god Shiva [3].
• A Las Vegas Chi Am newspaper has defeated a defamation lawsuit [4] from the Chinese Chamber of Commerce, and may even be able to win their legal fees back.
• Maryland IndiAms arrested for bribery and corruption [5].
• Interview with Koream Chi Young-suk [6], who is to head the International Publishing Association at a time of crisis.
• Interview with Aasif Mandvi [7] about his new film, Today's Special.
• Korean American 13-year-old detained [8] at TianAnMen Square for protesting ongoing Korean Tensions.
• Indian American convenience store owners joining forces with Coca Cola [9] to protest federal soft drink taxes.
• Kamala Harris becomes California's first Asian American [10] (as well as first African American) Attorney General.
• If you were wondering what had happened with L.A.'s proposed "Little Bangladesh" (to be set squarely within the unofficial Koreatown, dominated by Latinos,) here you go [11].

There's more, but we know you want to watch the 35-minute film "Agents of Secret Stuff" (below,) so have at it!