One Asian American stereotype is that we are stingy but, seriously,
what's wrong with trying to save some dough? This is especially true
when it comes to tomorrow's Mr. Hyphen show: you have just ONE MORE DAY
to buy your pre-sale tickets online for $15, a whopping $5 discount
from the $20 at the door!  And this is not your store-brand knock-off -
you'll get all the same quality for less the price. Guaranteed. 

You can buy these exciting tickets here. Go on. Click on it. Let your inner stereotype rejoice.