I guess her 1,428,055 MySpace friends do. That must mean that all of you are already her friends and I’m just the poor smuck who read about her in Rolling Stone’s HOT issue, where she is profiled as “Hottest Add.”
(Okay, just listening to her song “Fuck Ya Man” on her MySpace page, in which the chorus goes “I ain’t trying to fuck your man, erebody knows he’s my number one fan.” Later there is a line: “I ain’t trying to fuck your man, looking at my myspace, lotion in his hand.” Great, now this song is stuck in my head. Good beats though.)
Is it gross that I’m excited that the most popular person on MySpace is Asian American?