So how DO you draw Asian women? Well, according to Bill
Connolly, "cartoonist and artist extraordinaire", you draw em' with
"some beyoootifuullll eyes...and small nose there...beautiful big full
lipsssss...and long silky hair." Geez Bill, why don't you just draw
yourself with a big boner in there while you're at it?

Apparently a lot
of people have asked this pressing, elusive question that has stumped
man since time immemorial. But has anyone asked why Bill's rendition
looks like a wall-eyed 8-year-old drew it with his left hand? And I
know he was really going for a portrayal of beeeeyaaaaooooteeefuuuul
chinky eyes here, but fer Chrissake, she looks like a Roswell alien in
drag who got double-knuckle sammich'ed in the peepers.

Wow, thanks for that, Bill Connolly: Cartoonist, artist, and asshat extraordinaire.

Originally published at Bicoastal Bitchin