Alvin Lin - April 7, 2008
This guy and that U-Colorado writer would be best friends. He'll probably also use the 'it was satire' excuse. Here is the article:
"I believe that this building will dramatically reduce the amount of
Asian suicides at Cornell," Skorton announced. "We also plan to fill in
the gorges with those chewy bubble tea orbs so that distraught students
will have to rely on other methods."
Among the centers many
features are the Pokemon Card Trading Arena, the Mi-So Slipi Lounge
equipped with 100 beds for study break naps, and one-seater dining
areas with calculators built into the tables. Many students are most
excited, however, about the center's Lucky Sun Moon Restaurant, which
features MSG, beef with broccoli, and cat-fish casserole, which
incorporates not catfish but a mixture of cat and flounder.